Quest: Valentine Bloodbath Bertha Bot has been rumoured to have posted the following. However, we have been unable to find it anywhere in the forums. How or by whom this malicious rumour started we have no idea we only provide you the full text for the benefit of the community: We contacted a secret source within the CDF to ascertain the plausibility of this report. Interestingly we were able to find out the now fugitive George Ace Skywalker was in fact having a secret affair with Major Jenny Carramone. Apparently our source tells us the pair we’re caught in the act! They were engaged in wild passionate sex and discovered by General Marco. Rumour has it General Marco then ordered national TV to broadcast a special programme where he would reveal the secret affair so as to dismiss rumours. At the end of the broadcast George Ace Skywalker was to give a full public apology to which he agreed (and note our source says paid a substantial sum of PEDS to agree to this). We all know what happened next. General Marco made his announcement on national TV and George Ace Skywalker confidently said, “I sincerely and utterly apologise to you my dear Jenny. I apologise to you for not fulfilling your sexual needs anymore. I know you loved it and screamed each time for more. I promise I’ll try and find you and we can then continue with our sexual adventures but for now I must run!” at which point he was seen to run faster than a speeding bullet. We then saw General Marco’s face full of surprise and sheer horror. He quickly gained the ability to shout though, and shouted orders to kill the “bastard”. This is how we think the bounty on George Ace Skywalker originated. If you have any further details please do let us know. .