Next Island Caption Comp.#3

I cant beleive it... another 10000 ped lost on crafting time crystals. I can't take it anymore! I'm gonna jump!!!

 

if I jump, will I finally be able fly?

 

After much experimentation Enzo concluded that Noobs do not float.

 

Jump. (you dont need to submit a picture for caption, just do it)

 

Two weeks gathering crystals from Papoo... I can't take it any more...

 

21 try's. 21 fails. I'm going to jump. Oh wait, someone's paying 5k for a Time Crystal? Okay going to give it a few more try's. Oh for fracks sake, failed again. I'm jumping.

 

Mysteriously, a post from the first explorer to travel back to the Ice Age appears.

"If you thought AG was unfinished when it opened, how about an Ice Age with no ice."

 

1. "Sleep walking is a dangerous hobby" he thought while hoping there would be no wind.
2. "I f*****g love these new anti-depressants! They make me feel like I could just fly off""

 

I've had enough of dealing with petty forum trolls, I'm jumping.

 

I can't believe she left me for some stupid papoo! Why Frank!!!! Wahhhh! I don't want to live anymore!!!!!

 

Let's see if you can get out of this one Lootius... release the sharks!

 

Punished for crimes against the papoo !!!

 

Damn I dropped my Phookin P.I.M.P Cup in the Swimmin hole.

 

Hey Meg ... where did the devs say they hid those new blueprints?

 

Wasn't this supposed to end on the 16th?

 

lol, at first i thought that was your contribution, so for a few seconds i was sitting here like "what? i don't get it... " ^^

 

Is there a new contest?