Next Island Caption Comp. #1

See Tiki.. I can 'flame' too! (ohhhhhhh!)

 

"I am Tiki-Man!"

 

" IN SHOKING NEWS The ball punching, monkey hater, metrosexual strikes again! Monkeys all over Next Island have been fleeing into the sea. If you see this man please don't hesitate to hit him in the nuts with a huge flaming tiki and post a pic of it on FB! This has been a NI broadcast brought to you by 47."


note: must read caption very fast with angry, desperate tone

 

"O, wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?"
Excerpt from Romeo and Juliet, Act 2, Scene 2, roughly line 125 :)

 

"Filming for the Hobbit started on Next Island".

Middle Tiki: "It started as a small bump on my nose".

"Next Island's own three stooges"

 

"Right, so I got Perception, then Aim, walked 242 steps to the south, 3 to the west and followed the sun going down in East, turned around and walked straight backwards while messing "Lootius is great" 50 times, jumped around and fell on my knees ... and have been standing like this for 17 minutes. When is it good Loot will arrive again?"

 

"When the sun will shine and the death tikis emerge from the ground know you then, sinner, that the time to repent is upon you."

 

RIIIIIICOLAAAAA!!!!

YouTube - RICOLA

 

Caption:

Short Tiki to Short Tiki, " Tourists ! We all know thats NOT his Tiki !! "

 

"Wah? Morning? Oh I swear I will never drink again. And this time I mean it."

 

"Damn, I just got the pictures developed and now I see some f***ing attention w***e got in front of those nice street lamps"

 

Neverdie try's out for the Beegees reunition tour.
"I Ah Ah Ah stain alive, stain alive!"

 

Who won? And where is the new one?

 

ok, it is tomorow :)

 

Grats Nor Alien!