OMG ... I was cruising through my cable channels the other night and came across this program called "Duck Dynasty" ... at the same time, I got a text from Mom, so I stopped on this channel while I responded to her. While I was preparing the text, I was distracted by the program and what these guys were doing and saying, and I thought I was going to lose it. It's so stupid it's bordering on brilliant, and I don't think I ever finished the text. These guys are multi-millionaire, self-proclaimed Rednecks (there's no doubt in my mind that they are, and no disrespect intended whatsoever), and made their wealth from creating and selling duck calls. There was a marathon going on and I had to record every 30 minute episode, because it's just about a laugh or two a minute and all you can do most of the time is just sit there and shake your head. This is a family affair, and these guys are ... well, you figure it out for yourself if you're so inclined to have a watch. It's hysterical. Forgot to mention that at the end of each episode there's food for thought. Oh, and the show's theme track is "Sharp-Dressed Man" by ZZ Top!