Planet Calypso News: CalyNET: Carnivore Carnage on Fort Argus Beach!?

Discussion in 'Planet Calypso' started by EP-Newsbot, Aug 19, 2016.

  1. “Help me I’m at Argus beach!...they’re everywhere!...No get away you flesh-eating bas...get away!”

    The above audio and this very strange, distorted picture were received just moments ago from CalyNET reporter Jeffrey Talston. The picture was presumably taken using a highly damaged imaging device. It seems Jeffrey is a truly dedicated newsman, even when facing imminent temp-death!

    Unsurprisingly, Fort Argus beach has been declared a highly dangerous area by the CDF

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