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RAZER · Jun 22, 2010

I don't hope Lykke and Peter will mind, but I came across a diary from Peter (Viagrafalls) from a few years back and I couldn't help myself posting it here.

ViagraFalls' diary

Looks like Peter was really nuts about Lykke back then ;)

Some little quotes:

- Fuck MA
- Fuck PE
- Fuck the crap programmers
- Fuck the lag
- Fuck customer support

- Fuck censorship
- Fuck this

Yes, I fully expected to be banned now. Fuck that, too.

Over and out.
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Hello to you, kind sirs of Support.

I would like to take one spare moment of your undoubtedly busy schedule to pick your magnificent brains if you will allow me.

Earlier today, our flock was grazing happily. Grandpa Stalker was just sharing a story dating back to when he was a wee little Exa, and how he munched on a weird looking mushroom causing him to see pink humans walking upside down, when out of nowhere comes this guy "Peter ViagraFalls Larsson", and starts whipping Gramps.

Grandfather, of course, grunted in displeasure to show he would prefer to be left alone. His literal words were ÄRRHYYYYAAAH! But this did not stop ViagraFalls one bit. He kept on whipping and whipping until Grandfather's health and spirit were almost down to zero, and then he had the audacity to tame Grandpa!

So, everybody sighed of relief, because the old fart didn't quite die yet, when ViagraFalls decided to dismiss his newly aquired pet.

Clearly this put a gigantic strain on our flock, as Grandfather was our most senior grazer, and provided a substantial potion of the food.

Therefore, we request from you the following:

1) Peter ViagraFalls Larsson is to leave us alone!
2) Peter ViagraFalls Larsson should be warned for breaking the following rules of your EULA:

Rule 15, sub d, Rule 15, sub e.

We hope you will see that we clearly were violated in our rights here and that you will take swift and just actions against this offensive and silly avatar.

Thank you.

Exarosaur Flock 56,345e, Dome 7 - 300/400 coordinates.
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Considering the huge success (the nun's parents loved it, too) of the last recipe, I decided to post another one of my favourites. It's quick, cheap, and easy.

Sateh is very popular in Holland. It traditionally is from Indonesia, but any Chinese restaurant in Holland carries it. It's a peanut sauce, and goes remarkably well with chicken. The usual way to serve it is with chunks of chicken breast on sticks drenched in the sauce. Here's how to make it yourself.

Ingredients:

- Chicken
- Peanut butter
- (coconut) milk
- Bean sprouts
- Garlic
- Pepper
- Salt
- Soy Sauce
- Sambal (Chili pepper paste) )optional)

I usually start with the chicken. Best thing to do is but chicken breast and cut i into chunks. No worries if they seem too big, once chicken is well done, you can use a spatula to seperate the pieces. Add some salt and pepper to the oil before the chicken goes in. Garlic and or optional. Make sure the chicken is well done. also be sure to properly clean whichever utensilt you used on the semi-raw chicken. That shit is dangerous nowadays.

While the chicken is sizzling, put milk in a pan, and heat it. Add some spoonfulls of peanut butter to it, and ensure proper stirrage. The more stirring, the faster the peanut butter will mix. You are looking for a semi-think stirrable mass. I usually use 300 ML of milk, and two (overfull) spoonfulls of peanut butter.

Add salt and pepper and squished garlic to the sauce. Keep stirring well until the stuff starts becoming more and more thick. Then add about two spoonfulls of soy sauce (the sweet version), and a teaspoon of Sambal (or, if you are daring or have a sphincter made out of Asbestos, more). Stir once more.

Add the beansprouts to the chicken, an scoop the sauce over it. Let it simmer in the pan for a good 3-5 minutes with a lid on.

Serve with rice. Enjoy :)
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and whats lootius.com ??

nutrageti · Jun 23, 2010

hmm and is this guy still around? or did he get what he wanted? the recipe seems interesting :) and the exar story seems to lack a bit of sense in it

Atlan Leticron · Jun 23, 2010

nutrageti said: ↑

hmm and is this guy still around? or did he get what he wanted? the recipe seems interesting :) and the exar story seems to lack a bit of sense in it
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Sorry and nothing personal, but.....

"EPIC"

Regards.
Ion

RAZER · Jun 23, 2010

nutrageti said: ↑

hmm and is this guy still around? or did he get what he wanted? the recipe seems interesting :) and the exar story seems to lack a bit of sense in it
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psssst Nutrageti, Viagrafalls = Peter = Admin = Lykke her husband

nutrageti · Jun 25, 2010

heh, how was I supposed to know that? It's not like I pay attention to these things...glad I amuse you guys

khaos · Jun 25, 2010

nutrageti said: ↑

heh, how was I supposed to know that? It's not like I pay attention to these things...glad I amuse you guys
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Don't worry, didn't know that either ;)

Lykke TheNun · Jun 25, 2010

HAHAH :D this is so funny! Brings back nice memories :) Thanks!

(yes, he got what he wanted in 'the end' :D )

RAZER · Jun 25, 2010

Lykke said: ↑

HAHAH :D this is so funny! Brings back nice memories :) Thanks!

(yes, he got what he wanted in 'the end' :D )
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he's a lucky man ;)

Lykke TheNun · Jun 25, 2010

RAZER said: ↑

he's a lucky man ;)
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.. how would you know? :D

(hehe ... ty ... I hope he knows tho :D haha)

RAZER · Jun 25, 2010

well you seem to be a nice woman, but of course I could be very wrong and you terrorize Peter when we are not around :), if thats the case I feel sorry for him.

NotAdmin · Jun 26, 2010

RAZER said: ↑

well you seem to be a nice woman, but of course I could be very wrong and you terrorize Peter when we are not around :), if thats the case I feel sorry for him.
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Thank you RAZER. Please, please send help before she uses the kattle prod on me mo*KZRPT*

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