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Planet Calypso News: JamRaider Mayhem in Atlas Haven!

Discussion in 'Planet Calypso' started by EP-Newsbot, Feb 26, 2016.

  1. Goodness, gracious, great balls of metal! The JamRaiders are here! A cloud of the belligerent ball-like robots have descended on Atlas Haven!

    Luckily The Research and Development Institute have just released military intelligence on the JamRaiders to help you fight them. Better late than never!

    The JamRaiders are scouts that render our defences inoperable with powerful blasts of EMP, whereupon the city lies open and vulnerable to attack.

    In other words the little bastards pave the way for the vanguard!

    But that’s not all.

    They’re also the ones responsible for knocking out city revive terminals! So as the battle rages killed colonists revive outside the city. The displaced defenders are forced to hurry back and lay siege as the robots quickly become the occupying force.

    And now it seems the barbarous balls of beastliness are evolving!

    JamRaiders are not programmed to harm humans, only the defences that protect them. Armed with this specialist knowledge, an RDI scientist was happily scanning what he thought was a harmless JamRaider in a secret lab.

    Until it abruptly shot him in the head.

    In the moment before this unhappy incident, the scientist noted that the scanner identified the robot as a new ‘Haywire’ model.

    But you know what they say when technology ‘goes Haywire’ don’t you?

    It’s time to trash it!

  2. hmm... may have to check it out.
  3. How is this a Mayhem??? :headscratch:
  4. it's the first stage of some new bot invasion... soon the big boys will show up.

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