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Planet Calypso News: CalyNET: Don’t-Care-De Souza: This Ain’t a Pleasure Cruise!

Discussion in 'Planet Calypso' started by EP-Newsbot, Nov 13, 2015.

  1. Despite rising fear and increasing robot attacks, General Yevgeny De Souza unbelievably continues to tell colonists to look after themselves!

    Many citizens were rightly outraged by De Souza’s recent outburst when he challenged Colonists to “pick up a gun” if they didn’t agree with his style of management. According to IEN (Independant Entropia News) “the CDF are always cowering in the corner”.

    We at CalyNET couldn’t agree more Akiran!

    Yet it seems Don’t-Care-De Souza stubbornly remains deaf to such heart-felt pleas:

    “I stand by what I said. The CDF are doing all we can, but we can’t do everything. This is the frontier. It’s dangerous. What did you think it was going to be, a pleasure cruise?!

    He’s gone and done it again! Someone get this man some PR!

    Citizens of Atlas Haven, Fort Troy and Nymphtown request assistance from colonists to stand guard this weekend. Apparently no CDF soldiers are stationed in the area.

    No surprise there then!


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