Quest: Valentine Bloodbath

[GeorgeSkywalker]

Quest: Valentine Bloodbath

Bertha Bot has been rumoured to have posted the following. However, we have been unable to find it anywhere in the forums. How or by whom this malicious rumour started we have no idea we only provide you the full text for the benefit of the community:

Wanted: Dead

The Fugitive George Ace Skywalker is wanted for crimes against the state. We repeat we do not want this scoundrel Alive but DEAD!

Anyone who kills this scoundrel on 14th February 20:00 – 21:00 MA time will be considered a true hero and reward for their efforts.

We contacted a secret source within the CDF to ascertain the plausibility of this report. Interestingly we were able to find out the now fugitive George Ace Skywalker was in fact having a secret affair with Major Jenny Carramone. Apparently our source tells us the pair we’re caught in the act! They were engaged in wild passionate sex and discovered by General Marco.

Rumour has it General Marco then ordered national TV to broadcast a special programme where he would reveal the secret affair so as to dismiss rumours. At the end of the broadcast George Ace Skywalker was to give a full public apology to which he agreed (and note our source says paid a substantial sum of PEDS to agree to this).

We all know what happened next. General Marco made his announcement on national TV and George Ace Skywalker confidently said,
“I sincerely and utterly apologise to you my dear Jenny. I apologise to you for not fulfilling your sexual needs anymore. I know you loved it and screamed each time for more. I promise I’ll try and find you and we can then continue with our sexual adventures but for now I must run!” at which point he was seen to run faster than a speeding bullet.

We then saw General Marco’s face full of surprise and sheer horror. He quickly gained the ability to shout though, and shouted orders to kill the “bastard”.

This is how we think the bounty on George Ace Skywalker originated. If you have any further details please do let us know.






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lol there's no fooling you is there

Nope!!!111one



I'm just glad you didn't make the starting letters purple

[GeorgeSkywalker]

Only a few more hours to go

[GeorgeSkywalker]

if anyone needs Zychion tp, Staves Tp run from Swamp camp will begin today, meet at 18:10 Swamp camp

[GeorgeSkywalker]

Thanks to Rotrap and svenn for compiling results. Both methods match so I think they are correct.


Results:

Kills

Name Num
devastating 393
Skullseige 257
Naomi 255
Haxtor Moogle Kupo 189
beechbum 172
Simon 172
Faye Ranpha Natsumi 106
Nebu 104
Harald 97
47 93
George Ace Skywalker 57
RAZER 40
Adam 39
Baalat 35
RedMonkey 24
Manny Calavera 20
ken fair 18
Derrel 18
Tewfik 16
Wavy 14
Cristinan get0real Alexandru 13
Svenn Ethir 12
Blitzy 11
Karmic 10
gato 7
Alteid 7
Hank Hunter White 6
Churl 6
Faullen En Xenn 6
Rotrap 5
Aia 2
Jamhot 1
Loren 1
Fairy Princess 1
Teo 1

Killed
Name Num AQP
Wavy 109 10.9
ken fair 107 10.7
Svenn Ethir 100 10
Alteid 100 10
Orihime Inoue 98 9.8
Valivill 96 9.6
Blitzy 96 9.6
Baalat 91 9.1
Tewfik 90 9
gato 89 8.9
Teo 89 8.9
Adam 87 8.7
Cristinan get0real Alexandru 83 8.3
John Su Karrigan 82 8.2
RedMonkey 74 7.4
Karmic 65 6.5
Derrel 57 5.7
47 53 5.3
MrBlack 51 5.1
Haxtor Moogle Kupo 46 4.6
Aia 42 4.2
Rotrap 41 4.1
Nebu 39 3.9
beechbum 37 3.7
Naomi 36 3.6
Faullen En Xenn 36 3.6
devastating 34 3.4
Harald 33 3.3
Manny Calavera 31 3.1
RAZER 29 2.9
George Ace Skywalker 27
Skullseige 26 2.6
Churl 26 2.6
Hank Hunter White 24 2.4
Simon 24 2.4
Jamhot 19 1.9
Faye Ranpha Natsumi 15 1.5
Loren 12 1.2
Fairy Princess 6 0.6
Stave Petty 5 0.5
Ransom sandman Hastings 3 0.3

Killed Ace
Name Num Total AQP
devastating 10 13.4
Skullseige 5 7.6
Nebu 4 7.9
beechbum 2 5.7
Faye Ranpha Natsumi 2 3.5
Harald 2 5.3
Haxtor Moogle Kupo 2 6.6






Wavy your the winner for the most deaths please send me a pm on where and when to meet in game to collect your prize. Congratulations



Updated 3rd post with results.


Thanks everyone for taking part and making this a fun event. Watch out for future quests